Today's post is a guest post by Samy from Diary of an African Gyal (link at the end). If you haven't yet visited Samy's blog, here is a little more about her:
My name is Samy Tshimanga, I am a freelance blogger, columnist and media
consultant.
Africa is home so I'm concerned with all her affairs. When I'm not
writing, I am traveling and enjoying the different tastes of wine. I'm based in
the U.S
Onto Samy's brilliant post about good and bad sex!
Sex: The Good And The Bad! by Samy
SEX ! The word that seems to bring us
together but also can put us in different categories. Also the word makes some of us feel
uncomfortable for one reason or another. However, it is an activity that we all
participate in. Just like activities you can be really good at it or really bad
at it.
I hate to say it but we have all been a
victim of bad sex! If you haven’t then you are lying or you just got real
lucky. For some of the rest of us, we have. Now what constitutes as good sex? Or
bad sex? Is there such thing?
This is clearly my opinion based on my
experience. Now sex is like dancing you have to have rhythm. There has to be
some flow to it. Guys girls don’t like to be rammed until the daylight comes.
Girls don’t like when you just lay there and play dead either. Sex is a way to
communicate with your partner. Your bodies do the talking. So listen to
them.
Sex is good when 2 things happen.
1)
When you are in love with your
partner and your connection runs deep. So the emotional connection makes the
sex 10 times better.
2)
I said sex is a way to
communicate with your partner. With that being said, you have to tell what you
like and what you don’t like. Don’t expect them to know if you don’t tell them.
Now what’s bad sex?
Remember the very 1st time you
had sex? Ok it was bad because you were inexperienced and did not know what it
is going on. Let’s fast forward.
Bad sex:
1)
When there is no FOREPLAY
involved! NO FOREPLAY! It goes all downhill from there. In the winter you
just don’t turn your car on and drive. You let it heat up. Well that goes for
women, turn us on and you are ensured a good time.
2)
3 PUMPS and DONE! (What about
me? It takes a woman longer to reach her climax point. So take your time. It is not a competition, I promise. There is nothing more pleasing when you
climax simultaneously. *music to my ears*
3)
DRUNK SEX ! No you would think the opposite because you are all hot and
bothered. NOPE! It’s all bad
because it is actually your worst performance for many different reasons. Both are sloppy. The fear someone might pass
out (oops that was me). I just fell
asleep because alcohol makes me sleepy.
Now I mentioned what’s good
and what’s bad ? However notice I did not mention anything about size. Here is
why. Size is not going to be the determinant. My motto “it isn’t the size of
the ocean, it’s the motion of the ocean.” Meaning that just because he is huge
does not necessary mean you are in for a good time. Just because of the
misconception that small is bad, it ain’t all bad and bigger isn’t necessary
better.
Overall sex is meant to be fun and
relaxing. But here is my good citizen PSA: protect yourself and don’t go screwing
everyone because you can. Have smart fun sex !
Happy F**king J
Time to show Samy some love! Visit her blog, follow her on Twitter, check out her magazine Dunia Magazine/Applause Africa, and of course, leave her some lovely comments below :)
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